people are used while things are loved.

USED vs LOVED

While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked up a stone
and scratched lines on the side of the car.
In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times not realizing
he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.

When the child saw his father.....
with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'
The man was so hurt and speechless;
he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.

Devastated by his own actions.......
sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches;
the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.

Anger and Love have no limits;
choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life & remember this:
Things are to be used and people are to be loved.
The problem in today's world is that people are used while things are loved.

Let's try always to keep this thought in mind:
Things are to be used,
People are to be loved.

Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions..
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character;
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny..

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New(ton) laws!

Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State...

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start
to move faster than the one you are in now.

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LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.

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LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.

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LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!

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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

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THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

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LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.

problems and Vivekanand

Short story with a Moral ........

Short story with a Moral

One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning.

There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea.

He saw a pack of stones to pass time.

He started throwing the stone into the sea.

While having the last stone in the hand, the sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond and all the stones he threw were diamonds as well.

He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea...

Moral of the story: Below
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Do not get up early in the morning.... . __,_._,___ A diamond is just a piece of coal that did well under pressure !

This one's among the funniest things I have read...

> This one's among the
> funniest things I have
> read...
> --------------------
>
> Older Women Are So
> Reasonable !
>
> AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I
> TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "FORTY-FOUR YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP
> APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A
> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO
> SLEEP
> EVERY NIGHT
> WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
>
>
> "NOW I HAVE A £1,500,000.00
> HOME, A £45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV,
> BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 69-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO
> ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF
> THINGS."
>
>
> MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT
> 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL TO SLEEP WITH AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT
> I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A
> CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND
> WATCHING
> A 10-INCH
> BLACK AND WHITE TV.
>
>
> AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE
> YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.
>

Aviod chances of cancer

' The top five cancer-causing foods are:
1.. Hot Dogs Because they are high in nitrates, the Cancer Prevention Coalition advises that children eat no more than 12 hot dogs a month. If you can't live without hot dogs, buy those made without sodium nitrate.
2. Processed meats and Bacon Also high in the same sodium nitrates found in hot dogs, bacon, and other processed meats raise the risk of heart disease. The saturated fat in bacon also contributes to cancer.
3. Doughnuts Doughnuts are cancer-causing double trouble. First, they are made with white flour, sugar, and hydrogenated oils, then fried at high temperatures. Doughnuts, says Adams , may be the worst food you can possibly eat to raise your risk of cancer.
4. French fries Like doughnuts, French fries are made with hydrogenated oils and then fried at high temperatures. They also contain cancer- causing acryl amides which occur during the frying process. They should be called cancer fries, not French fries, said Adams .
5. Chips, crackers, and cookies All are usually made with white flour and sugar. Even the ones whose labels claim to be free of trans-fats generally contain small amounts of trans-fats. PASS THIS TO ALL WHOM YOU LOVE & CARE FOR. ............ .. ...

8 Liver Damaging Habits

The main causes of liver damage are:
1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause.
2. Not urinating in the morning.
3 . Too much eating.
4. Skipping breakfast.
5. Consuming too much medication.
6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener.
7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is20very fit.
8. Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver. Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished in one sitting, do not store. We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to 'schedule.

10 Brain Damaging Habits......

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS 1. No Breakfast People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.
2 . Overeating:It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power. 3. Smoking It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.
4. High Sugar consumption Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.
5. Air Pollution The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our 20 body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.
6 . Sleep Deprivation Sleep allows our brain to rest.. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells..
7. Head covered while sleeping Sleeping with the head covered increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.
8. Working your brain during illness Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.
9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.
10. Talking Rarely Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain

let us learn from early life of Narayan Murti and how his wife made him to the top

Sudha Rohini Nilekani Kumari ShibulalAn excellent and Great Love Story of Narayana Murthy (Infosys Founder)and Sudha (From Sudha's Autobiography)An Inspiring Love story,, its worth, Read it !!Love Story of Narayana Murthy (Infosys Founder) and Sudha (FromSudha's Autobiography)It was in Pune that I met Narayan Murty through my friend Prasanna whois now the Wipro chief, who was also training in Telco(TataMotors) .Most of the books that Prasanna lent me had Murty's name on them whichmeant that I had a preconceived image of the man. Contrary toexpectation, Murty was shy,bespectacled and an introvert. When heinvited us for dinner. I was a bit taken aback as I thought the youngman was making a very fast move. I refused since I was the only girlin the group. But Murty was relentless and we all decided to meet fordinner the next day at 7.30 p.m .. at Green Fields hotel on the MainRoad ,Pune.The next day I went there at 7' o ! clock since I had to go to thetailor near the hotel. And what do I see? Mr. Murty waiting in frontof the hotel and it was only seven. Till today, Murty maintains that Ihad mentioned (consciously! ) that I would be going to the tailor at 7so that I could meet him... And I maintain that I did not say any suchthing consciously or unconsciously because I did not think of Murty asanything other than a friend at that stage. We have agreed to disagreeon this matter.Soon, we became friends. Our conversations were filled with Murty'sexperiences abroad and the books that he has read. My friends insistedthat Murty as trying to impress me because he was interested in me. Ikept denying it till one fine day, after dinner Murty said, I want totell you something. I knew this as it. It was coming. He said, I am5'4" tall. I come from a lower middle class family. I can never becomerich in my life an! d I can never give you any riches. You arebeautiful, bright, and intelligent and you can get anyone you want.But will you marry me? I asked Murty to give me some time for ananswer. My father didn't want me to marry a wannabe politician, (acommunist at that) who didn't have a steady job and wanted to build anorphanage...When I went to Hubli I told my parents about Murty and his proposal.My mother was positive since Murty was also from Karnataka, seemedintelligent and comes from a good family. But my father asked: What'shis job, his salary, his qualifications etc? Murty was working as aresearch assistant and was earning less than me. He was willing to godutch with me on our outings. My parents agreed to meet Murty in Puneon a particular day at10 a. m sharp. Murty did not turn up. How can Itrust a man to take care of my daughter if he cannot keep anappointment, asked my father.At 12noon Murty turned up in a bright red shirt! He had gone on workto Bombay , was stuck in a traffic jam on the ghats, so he hired ataxi(though it was very expensive for him) to meet his would-befather-in-law. Father was unimpressed. My father asked him what hewanted to become in life.Murty said he wanted to become a politician in the communist party andwanted to open an orphanage. My father gave his verdict. NO. I don'twant my daughter to marry somebody who wants to become a communist andthen open an orphanage when he himself didn't have money to supporthis family.Ironically, today, I have opened many orphanages something, whichMurty wanted to do 25 years ago. By this time I realized I haddeveloped a liking towards Murty which could only be termed as love. Iwanted to marry Murty because he is an honest man. He proposed to mehighlighting the negatives in his life.. I promised my father that Iwill not marry Murty without his blessings though at the same time, Icannot marry anybody else. My father said he would agree if Murtypromised to take up a steady job. But Murty refused saying he will notdo things in life because somebody wanted him to. So, I was caughtbetween the two most important people in my life.The stalemate continued for three years during which our courtshiptook us to every restaurant and cinema hall in Pune. In those days,Murty was always broke. Moreover, he didn't earn much to manage.Ironically today, he manages Infosys Technologies Ltd., one of theworld's most reputed companies. He always owed me money. We used to gofor dinner and he would say, I don't have money with me, you pay myshare, I will return it to you later. For three years I maintained abook on Murty's debt to me.. No, he never returned the money and Ifinally tore it up after my wedding.The amount was a little over Rs 4000. During this interim period Murtyquit his job as research assistant and started his own softwarebusiness. Now, I had to pay his salary too! Towards the late 70scomputers were entering India in a big way.During the fag end of 1977 Murty decided to take up a job as GeneralManager at Patni computers in Bombay .. But before he joined thecompany he wanted to marry me since he was to go on training to the USafter joining. My father gave in as he was happy Murty had a decentjob, now.WE WERE MARRIED IN MURTY'S HOUSE IN BANGALORE ON FEBRUARY 10, 1978WITH ONLY OUR TWO FAMILIES PRESENT.I GOT MY FIRST SILK SARI. THEWEDDING EXPENSES CAME TO ONLY RS 800 (US $17) WITH MURTY AND I POOLINGIN RS 400 EACH..I went to the US with Murty after marriage. Murty encouraged me to seeAmerica on my own because I loved travelling. I toured America forthree months on backpack and had interesting experiences which willremain fresh in my mind forever. Like the time when the New Yorkpolice took me into custody because they thought I was an Italiantrafficking drugs in Harlem . Or the time when I spent the night atthe bottom of the Grand Canyon with an old couple. Murty panickedbecause he couldn't get a response from my hotel room even atmidnight. He thought I was either killed or kidnapped.IN 1981 MURTY WANTED TO START INFOSYS. HE HAD A VISION AND ZEROCAPITAL...initially I was very apprehensive about Murty getting intobusiness. We did not have any business background ... Moreover we wereliving a comfortable life in Bombay with a regular pay check and Ididn't want to rock the boat. But Murty was passionate about creatinggood quality software. I decided to support him. Typical of Murty, hejust had a dream and no money. So I gave him Rs 10,000 which I hadsaved for a rainy day, without his knowledge and told him, This is allI have. Take it. I give you three years sabbatical leave. I will takecare of thefinancial needs of our house. You go and chase your dreams without anyworry. But youhave only three years!Murty and his six colleagues started Infosys in 1981,with enormousinterest and hard work. In 1982 I left Telco and moved to Pune withMurty. We bought a small house on loan which also became the Infosysoffice. I was a clerk-cum-cook- cum-programmer. I also took up a job asSenior Systems Analyst with Walchand group of Industries to supportthe house.In 1983 Infosys got their first client, MICO, in Bangalore . Murtymoved to Bangalore and stayed with his mother while I went to Hubli todeliver my second child, Rohan. Ten days after my son was born, Murtyleft for the US on project work. I saw him only after a year, as I wasunable to join Murty in the US because my son had infantile eczema, anallergy to vaccinations. So for more than a year I did not stepoutside our home for fear of my son contracting an infection. It wasonly after Rohan got all his vaccinations that I came to Bangalorewhere we rented a small house in Jayanagar and rented another house asInfosys headquarters. My fatherpresented Murty a scooter to commute. I once again became a cook,programmer, clerk,secretary, office assistant et al. Nandan Nilekani (MD of Infosys) andhis wife Rohini stayed with us. While Rohini babysat my son, I wroteprograms for Infosys. There was no car, no phone, and just two kidsand a bunch of us working hard, juggling our lives and having funwhile Infosys was taking shape. It was not only me but also the wivesof other partners too who gave their unstinted support. We all knewthat our men were trying to build something good.It was like a big joint family,taking care and looking out for oneanother. I still remember Sudha Gopalakrishna looking after mydaughter Akshata with all care and love while Kumari Shibulal cookedfor all of us. Murty made it very clear that it would either be me orhim working at Infosys. Never the two of us together... I was involvedwith Infosys initially.Nandan Nilekani suggested I should be on the Board but Murty said hedid not want a husband and wife team at Infosys. I was shocked since Ihad the relevant experience and technical qualifications. He said,Sudha if you want to work with Infosys, I will withdraw, happily. Iwas pained to know that I will not be involved in the company myhusband was building and that I would have to give up a job that I amqualified to do and love doing.It took me a couple of days to grasp the reason behind Murty'srequest..I realized that to make Infosys a success one had to giveone's 100 percent. One had to be focussed on it alone with no otherdistractions. If the two of us had to give 100 percent to Infosys thenwhat would happen to our home and our children? One of us had to takecare of our home while the other took care of Infosys.I opted to be a homemaker, after all Infosys was Murty's dream. It wasa big sacrifice but it was one that had to be made. Even today, Murtysays, Sudha, I stepped on your career to make mine. You areresponsible for my success.That's the Power of Love.Every man needs a woman to motivate him and to give him a reason tolive.. It maybe your mother, sister or wife. Cherish them..

Inner Ego, prejudging

How our inner Ego sometimes misjudges a PERSON

A lady in a faded grey dress and her husband, dressed in a home-spun suit walked in timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office. The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods, country hicks had no business at Harvard and probably didn't even deserve to be in Harvard.

"We want to see the President "the man said softly.

"He'll be busy all day "the secretary snapped.

"We'll wait" the lady replied.

For hours the secretary ignored them, hoping that the couple would finally become discouraged and go away. They didn't and the secretary grew frustrated and finally decided to disturb the president..

"Maybe if you see them for a few minutes, they'll leave" she said to him. The President, stern faced and with dignity, strutted toward the couple.

The lady told him "We had a son who attended Harvard for one y ear. He loved Harvard. He was happy here. But about a year ago, he was accidentally killed. My husband and I would like to erect a memorial to him, somewhere on campus."

The president wasn't touched....He was shocked. "Madam "he said, gruffly, " we can't put up a statue for every person who attended Harvard and died. If we did, this place would look like a cemetery."

"Oh, no," the lady explained quickly” We don't want to erect a statue. We thought we would like to give a building to Harvard."

The president rolled his eyes. He glanced at the gingham dress and homespun suit, and then exclaimed, "A building! Do you have any earthly idea how much a building costs? We have over seven and a half million dollars in the physical buildings here at Harvard."

For a moment the lady was silent. The president was pleased. Maybe he could get rid of them now. The lady turned to her husband and said quietly, "Is that all it costs to start a university ? Why don't we just start our own?"

Her husband nodded. The president's face wilted in confusion and bewilderment. Mr. and Mrs. Leland Stanford got up and walked away, traveling to Palo Alto, California where they established the University that bears their name:

-StanfordUniversity,

a memorial to a son that Harvard no longer cared about.

Most of the time we judge people by their outer appearance, which can be misleading. And in this impression, we tend to treat people badly by thinking they can do nothing for us. Thus we tend to lose our potential good friends, employees or customers.

Remember

In our Life, we seldom get people with whom we want to share & grow our thought process. But because of our inner EGO we miss them forever.

It is you who have to decide with whom you are getting associated in day to day life.

Small people talk about others,

Average people talk about things,

Great people talk about ideas.

The best mirror is an old friend.
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MINDSET = Set mind

As my friend was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but for some reason, they did not. My friend saw a trainer nearby and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away.

"Well," he said, "when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it's enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free." My friend was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn't, they were stuck right where they were.

Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before? So make an attempt to grow further.... Why shouldn't we try it again?

It's called Mindset!!

"YOUR ATTEMPT MAY FAIL, BUT NEVER FAIL TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT."

short cuts- OSHO

No short cuts exist. Don’t be befooled by short cuts - life knows no short cuts. It is a long way and the long way has a certain meaning; because only in that long awaiting do you grow and you grow gracefully. - OSHO

Chat with GOD==Really nice one

Chat with GOD==Really nice one

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Discussion with God - Just place yourself as ME and the conversation can be interesting. Its really good one..
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God: Hello... Did you call me?
Me: Called you? No.. who is this?
God: This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat.

Me: I do pray. Just makes me feel good. I am actually busy now. I am in the midst of something..
God: What are you busy at? Ants are busy too.

Me: Don't know. But I cant find free time. Life has become hectic. It's rush hour all the time.
God: Sure. Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you results.
Activity consumes time. Productivity frees it.

Me: I understand. But I still cant figure it out. By the way, I was not expecting YOU to buzz me on instant messaging chat.
God: Well I wanted to resolve your fight for time, by giving you some clarity. In this net era, I wanted to reach you through the medium you are comfortable with.

Me: Tell me, why has life become complicated now?
God: Stop analyzing life. Just live it. Analysis is what makes it complicated.

Me: why are we then constantly unhappy?
God: Your today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday. You are worrying because you are analyzing.Worrying has become your habit. That's why you are not happy.

Me: But how can we not worry when there is so much uncertainty?
God: Uncertainty is inevitable, but worrying is optional.

Me: But then, there is so much pain due to uncertainty..
God: Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional.

Me: If suffering is optional, why do good people always suffer?
God: Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purified without fire. Good people go through trials, but don't suffer. With that experience their life becomes better not bitter.

Me: You mean to say such experience is useful?
God: Yes. In every terms, Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.

Me: But still, why should we go through such tests? Why can't we be free from problems?
God: Problems are Purposeful Roadblocks Offering Beneficial Lessons (to) Enhance Mental Strength. Inner strength comes from struggle and endurance, not when you are free from problems.

Me: Frankly in the midst of so many problems, we don't know where we are heading..
God: If you look outside you will not know where you are heading. Look inside. Looking outside, you dream. Looking inside, you awaken. Eyes provide sight. Heart provides insight.

Me: Sometimes not succeeding fast seems to hurt more than moving in the right direction. What should I do?
God: Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a measure as decided by you.Knowing the road ahead is more satisfying than knowing you rode ahead. You work with the compass. Let others work with the clock.

Me: In tough times, how do you stay motivated?
God: Always look at how far you have come rather than how far you have to go. Always count your blessing, not what you are missing.

Me: What surprises you about people?
God: when they suffer they ask, "why me?" When they prosper, they never ask "Why me". Everyone wishes to have truth on their side, but few want
to be on the side of the truth.

Me: Sometimes I ask, who am I, why am I here. I can't get the answer.
God: Seek not to find who you are, but to determine who you want to be. Stop looking for a purpose as to why you are here. Create it. Life is not a process of discovery but a process of creation.

Me: How can I get the best out of life?
God: Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear.

Me: One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are not answered.
God: There are no unanswered prayers. At times the answer is NO.

Me: Thank you for this wonderful chat. I am so happy to start the New Day with a new sense of inspiration.
God: Well. Keep the faith and drop the fear. Don't believe your doubts and doubt your beliefs. Life is a mystery to solve, not a problem to resolve.

LIFE

Life ends when u stop dreaming,
Hope ends when u stop believing,
Love ends when u stop caring,
Relationship ends when u stop sharing.

God won't Ask.....

1 ....God won't ask what kind of car you drove;
He'll ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation.

2...God won't ask the square footage of your house,
He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.

3...God won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet,
He'll ask how many you helped to clothe.

4...God won't ask what your highest salary was,
He'll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it.

5...God won't ask what your job title was,

He'll ask if you performed your job to the best of your ability.

6...God won't ask how many friends you had,
He'll ask how many people to whom you were a friend.

7... God won't ask in what neighborhood you lived,

He'll ask how you treated your neighbors.

8...God won't ask about the color of your skin,
He'll ask about the content of your character.

9... God won't ask why it took you so long to seek Salvation,
He'll lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven, and not to the gates of Hell.

10...God won't ask how many people you forwarded this to,
He'll ask if you were ashamed to pass it on to your friends.


Read Carefully

Happy moments, praise God...
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment , thank God.

Engineer v/s Management

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.

She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more
and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would
meet him an
hour ago but I don't know where I am."

The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above
the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and
between 59 and 60
degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am", replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the
fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If
anything you've delayed my trip even more."

The man below responded, "You must be in management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're
going. You have risen
to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a
promise which you've
no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your
problems."

SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE

SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage". Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?" Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !! I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" .. She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"." Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after."