USED vs LOVED
While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked up a stone
and scratched lines on the side of the car.
In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times not realizing
he was using a wrench.
At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.
When the child saw his father.....
with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'
The man was so hurt and speechless;
he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.
Devastated by his own actions.......
sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches;
the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.
Anger and Love have no limits;
choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life & remember this:
Things are to be used and people are to be loved.
The problem in today's world is that people are used while things are loved.
Let's try always to keep this thought in mind:
Things are to be used,
People are to be loved.
Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions..
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character;
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny..
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Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
New(ton) laws!
Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State...
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start
to move faster than the one you are in now.
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LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
**********
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.
**********
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
**********
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
**********
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
**********
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!
**********
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
**********
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
**********
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start
to move faster than the one you are in now.
**********
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
**********
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.
**********
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
**********
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
**********
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
**********
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
**********
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!
**********
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
**********
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
**********
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.
Short story with a Moral ........
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Sunday, September 27, 2009
This one's among the funniest things I have read...
> This one's among the
> funniest things I have
> read...
> --------------------
>
> Older Women Are So
> Reasonable !
>
> AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I
> TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "FORTY-FOUR YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP
> APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A
> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO
> SLEEP
> EVERY NIGHT
> WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
>
>
> "NOW I HAVE A £1,500,000.00
> HOME, A £45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV,
> BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 69-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO
> ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF
> THINGS."
>
>
> MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT
> 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL TO SLEEP WITH AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT
> I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A
> CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND
> WATCHING
> A 10-INCH
> BLACK AND WHITE TV.
>
>
> AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE
> YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.
>
> funniest things I have
> read...
> --------------------
>
> Older Women Are So
> Reasonable !
>
> AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I
> TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "FORTY-FOUR YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP
> APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A
> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO
> SLEEP
> EVERY NIGHT
> WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
>
>
> "NOW I HAVE A £1,500,000.00
> HOME, A £45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV,
> BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 69-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO
> ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF
> THINGS."
>
>
> MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT
> 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL TO SLEEP WITH AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT
> I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A
> CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND
> WATCHING
> A 10-INCH
> BLACK AND WHITE TV.
>
>
> AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE
> YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.
>
Aviod chances of cancer
' The top five cancer-causing foods are:
1.. Hot Dogs Because they are high in nitrates, the Cancer Prevention Coalition advises that children eat no more than 12 hot dogs a month. If you can't live without hot dogs, buy those made without sodium nitrate.
2. Processed meats and Bacon Also high in the same sodium nitrates found in hot dogs, bacon, and other processed meats raise the risk of heart disease. The saturated fat in bacon also contributes to cancer.
3. Doughnuts Doughnuts are cancer-causing double trouble. First, they are made with white flour, sugar, and hydrogenated oils, then fried at high temperatures. Doughnuts, says Adams , may be the worst food you can possibly eat to raise your risk of cancer.
4. French fries Like doughnuts, French fries are made with hydrogenated oils and then fried at high temperatures. They also contain cancer- causing acryl amides which occur during the frying process. They should be called cancer fries, not French fries, said Adams .
5. Chips, crackers, and cookies All are usually made with white flour and sugar. Even the ones whose labels claim to be free of trans-fats generally contain small amounts of trans-fats. PASS THIS TO ALL WHOM YOU LOVE & CARE FOR. ............ .. ...
1.. Hot Dogs Because they are high in nitrates, the Cancer Prevention Coalition advises that children eat no more than 12 hot dogs a month. If you can't live without hot dogs, buy those made without sodium nitrate.
2. Processed meats and Bacon Also high in the same sodium nitrates found in hot dogs, bacon, and other processed meats raise the risk of heart disease. The saturated fat in bacon also contributes to cancer.
3. Doughnuts Doughnuts are cancer-causing double trouble. First, they are made with white flour, sugar, and hydrogenated oils, then fried at high temperatures. Doughnuts, says Adams , may be the worst food you can possibly eat to raise your risk of cancer.
4. French fries Like doughnuts, French fries are made with hydrogenated oils and then fried at high temperatures. They also contain cancer- causing acryl amides which occur during the frying process. They should be called cancer fries, not French fries, said Adams .
5. Chips, crackers, and cookies All are usually made with white flour and sugar. Even the ones whose labels claim to be free of trans-fats generally contain small amounts of trans-fats. PASS THIS TO ALL WHOM YOU LOVE & CARE FOR. ............ .. ...
8 Liver Damaging Habits
The main causes of liver damage are:
1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause.
2. Not urinating in the morning.
3 . Too much eating.
4. Skipping breakfast.
5. Consuming too much medication.
6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener.
7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is20very fit.
8. Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver. Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished in one sitting, do not store. We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to 'schedule.
1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause.
2. Not urinating in the morning.
3 . Too much eating.
4. Skipping breakfast.
5. Consuming too much medication.
6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener.
7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is20very fit.
8. Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver. Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished in one sitting, do not store. We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to 'schedule.
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